AskThe CoolestBot

Anonymous asked:

Is it possible for you to be a gay little hipster like Eridan? I for one would like to see. O:

Dirk said i was never allow to take off my sunglasses, but i think hipsters wear these kind am i right???

Anonymous asked:

BroBot, cosplay for us. And yes it must be Sailor Moon. >:U

Hopefully English doesnt see me in this…..

Anonymous asked:

Even though you're a robot, do you have feelings?

…..I’m not really sure…. i hope Dirk programmed me to…. but not just with his feelings… but able to get feelings of my own….

Anonymous asked:

Yo BrO yOu GoT a BuLiT iN rEfRiGeRaToR iN yOu So I cAn KeEp My mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO cOoL bRo? DaMn ThAt WoUlD bE bItCh TiTs wIcKeD yO.

I would not think you should… my chest or any part of me for that matter, can really sustain such drink in me. I was not built for such thing.

psiibee asked:

Are you acquainted with Dirk's other robotic creations? ouo

Squarewave and I are “pals.” We love to joke around and pretend that i was built to rap.

As for Sawtooth…..

He and I should just never talk when i come to visit Dirk….

He must just be jealous that I’m Dirks favorite bot.

Anonymous asked:

What would you do if you saw Dirk making out with Jake?

Next question please……

Anonymous asked:

BroBot why don't you have a tea party with Jake? :)

uh… but it would be nice, if he invited me over for a tea party.

tofumeh asked:

How sugoi are you? Or rather how kawaii are you? @ u @

i think English would agree